The world is waiting for you.: Archive

The world is waiting for you.

December 2011

“(973): Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.”

The Spill Canvas - Dutch Courage

“(814): I’m not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in...”

“(701): I know you hold the fastest time for “zoo downhill wheelchair...”

LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It

“(562): I was just told that i’m a premature cuddler… What does that...”

“I’m pretty good at drinking’ beer…”

“Did you know the fingerprints of koala bear are indistinguishable to that of a...”